{"product_id":"9781683584940","title":"Football Jokes : 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughts","description":"\u003cp\u003eInFootball Jokes,Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae. \n\u003cbr\u003e Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers. \n\u003cbr\u003e Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles. \n\u003cbr\u003e Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey. \n\u003cbr\u003e Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin. \n\u003cbr\u003e Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport. \n\u003cbr\u003e What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line. \n\u003cbr\u003e And many more! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sports Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48868996251883,"sku":"00000_00000_00000_00000","price":27.44,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4484\/5803\/files\/9781683584940-1.jpg?v=1781699364","url":"https:\/\/kinokuniya.com.sg\/products\/9781683584940","provider":"Books Kinokuniya Singapore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}