Pretty in Plaid : A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase

The author offers a humorous look at her life and wardrobe, recounting her less-than-virtuous stint as a Girl Scout, colorful family gatherings, her fashion faux pas at a sorority rush, her climb up and down the corporate ladder, and her success as a writer.