I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun) : Affirmations for Surviving Splendidly

The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached—no matter what the world throws at you. I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today—some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you’ve never read. Examples include:   I have legs to stand on and pots to piss in I can have any mind I set my mind to I can’t stop staring at the bright side I’m not putting things off, I’m putting things on As self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: “I’m affirming the shit out of stuff. I’m transcending, manifesting, all that. . . . I belong on Earth. . . . I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you’re good too.”