Million Ways to Die in the West -- Hardback (Main)

Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Bar-room brawls. Poisonous snakes. Tumbleweed abrasions. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all.