Cook to Bang (The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid)

"Cook to Bang" helps you avoid the kind of date that leaves you with nothing more than a GBP 150 dinner bill, and a doggy bag. It is the guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining, for the cook who doesn't know his asparagus from his elbow. Offering a history of sex and food through the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each 'sexual profile', creating a sexy time - vibe, and how to make your move, it's an everyman's guide to one of the most effective tools of seduction. Chapters of this title cover: essential strategic advice - how to transition from cooking to banging; drinks pairing - when champagne and when the Champagne of Beers; crisis aversion - what to do if your date catches on fire; natural aphrodisiacs - Watermelon = nature's Viagra; and, recipes scientifically proven to get you laid.